- From: Joseph Dunphy
- To: Jung
- Subject: Re: Showers?
On Tue, 14 Aug 2001, abject photo wrote:
> Naked males are
allways welcomed to cum over to my
> camp for nude showering photo sessions...
Oh-kayyyyy. (mild amusement)
I will most likely be naked, given the heat, but I'm not so sure about
the photography session. 
> Why it would be like
High School lockeroom with
your
> coach watching
Oh, I don't know about that. Unless this would be in an aging prep
school gymnasium, with a horde of my mostly Catholic classmates staring at
my nether regions in amazement, having only just learned what the word
"circumcision" meant, I don't think that it would be the same experience
at all. I can't even begin to imagine how you'd reproduce that "aroma of
the ages" one gets from over 100 years of mildew being covered over with
peppermint-scented disinfectant.
And how would you ever recapture the musical speech of a 65-year old
male Russian immigrant, who had sort of learned English in New Jersey?
"Yo, Joseph! Is not to turn on cold water, goombah. Pipes have not been
cleaned. You would not like." Those are some big shoes you're trying to
fill, my friend. Literally. Coach wore a size 15.
> Besides tara and
sammie would love to devirginize
> yahs..
We could discuss that possibility.
However, unless "Sammie" is a "Samantha", I suspect my sexual orientation would get in the
way.
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