Tara Ball, Drugs and You


So, here's the story. I had just found out that the Green Tortoise wouldn't provide water for showers, and I was looking for alternative bathing facilities. This lead to somebody offering his - um - help, and a response from me ...





  • From: Joseph Dunphy
  • To: Jung
  • Subject: Re: Showers?
On Tue, 14 Aug 2001, abject photo wrote:

> Naked males are allways welcomed to cum over to my
> camp for nude showering photo sessions...
Oh-kayyyyy. (mild amusement)

I will most likely be naked, given the heat, but I'm not so sure about the photography session.

> Why it would be like High School lockeroom with your
> coach watching
Oh, I don't know about that. Unless this would be in an aging prep school gymnasium, with a horde of my mostly Catholic classmates staring at my nether regions in amazement, having only just learned what the word "circumcision" meant, I don't think that it would be the same experience at all. I can't even begin to imagine how you'd reproduce that "aroma of the ages" one gets from over 100 years of mildew being covered over with peppermint-scented disinfectant.

And how would you ever recapture the musical speech of a 65-year old male Russian immigrant, who had sort of learned English in New Jersey? "Yo, Joseph! Is not to turn on cold water, goombah. Pipes have not been cleaned. You would not like." Those are some big shoes you're trying to fill, my friend. Literally. Coach wore a size 15.

> Besides tara and sammie would love to devirginize
> yahs..
We could discuss that possibility. However, unless "Sammie" is a "Samantha", I suspect my sexual orientation would get in the way.






When I arrived at Burning Man, I discovered that the camp director for the place I ended up showering, and a number of people from that village viewed this as having been a harsh personal attack on Mr. Jung. I was astonished, and still am. How could anybody read that letter and think that I was serious? Out of respect for the camp director, who seemed to be a very nice woman, I decided to leave her and her village unnamed. However, I found the lack of a sense of humor disturbing, and I would see more of it on the same list ...







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